1、Whydidthetomatoturnred?

2、Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.

3、Whatdoyoucallasnobbishprisoner?

4、Acondescendingcon.

5、Whatdidthegrapesaywhenitgotsteppedon?

6、Nothing,itjustletoutalittlewine.

7、Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?

8、Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.

9、Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?

10、Becausetheymakeupeverything.

11、Whydidtheteddybearsaynotodessert?

12、Becauseitwasalreadystuffed.

13、HowdoesMosesmakehiscoffee?

14、Hebrewsit.

15、Whydidthecookiegotothedoctor?

16、Becauseitwasfeelingcrummy.

17、Whatdoyoucallapigthatdoeskarate?

18、Aporkchop.

19、Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?

20、Animpasta.