1、Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing.

2、Whydidthemanputhismoneyinthefreezer?Hewantedcoldhardcash.

3、Howdoyouorganizeaspaceparty?Youplanet.

4、Whatdoyoucallacowwithnolegs?Groundbeef.

5、Whydoseagullsflyoverthesea?Becauseiftheyflewoverthebay,they'dbebagels.

6、Q:Whydidthechickencrosstheroad?

7、A:Togettotheotherside.

8、Q:Whywasthemathbooksad?

9、A:Becauseithadtoomanyproblems.

10、Q:Whydidthecookiegotothedoctor?

11、A:Becauseitwasfeelingcrummy.

12、Q:Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?

13、A:Animpasta.

14、Q:Howdoyoumakeatissuedance?

15、A:Putalittleboogeyinit.

16、Q:Didyouhearaboutthekidnappingatthepark?

17、A:Theywokeup.

18、Q:Whydidthegolferweartwopairsofpants?

19、A:Incasehegotaholeinone.

20、Q:Whycouldn'tthebicyclestandupbyitself?

21、A:Becauseitwastwotired.

22、Q:Whatdidthegrapesaywhenitgotsteppedon?

23、A:Nothing,itjustletoutalittlewine.

24、Q:Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?

25、A:Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield.